Computer Generated Imagery – A poem unrelated to this almost entirely.

Virtua-cow

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CGI 101: HOW TO SKELETONIZE A COW

Throw some effervescent tablets,
Vitamin C is best, into the piranha tank.
Make them angry, shoot it in 3D.
Dunk the carcass slowly.

Drop the body on an anthill
under the Sub-Saharan sun.
Don’t forget the tripod. Swill
a dry white and put your feet up.

Fill a bathtub with hydrochloric acid
in the vein of Walter White.
Watch the bovine fizz and pop,
count the ribs.

If you have world enough and time,
lay it down in a mote-ridden
shaft of sunlight in a forest glade.
Stream an HD time-lapse until you hit bone.

Be mindful of bears.

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